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FROM python:latest
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RUN pip install screenplain
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RUN pip install 'screenplain[PDF]'
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#screenplain:latest
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Title: Holy Loop
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Credit: Written by
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Author: Mike Nolan
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Draft Date: 10/27/2023
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INT. JIM'S ROOM - DAY
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JIM
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Hi I am Jim and I am proudly an athiest.
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JIM
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Thats someone who does not believe in God.
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JIM
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I like this place, its cozy and I like to code on my laptop.
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ANNIE
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(annie peeks into the room)
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Jim clean your room.
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JIM
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Shut up Mom, I don't wanna.
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ANNIE
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Ugh.
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ANNIE
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When will you just clean your room for once huh?
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JIM
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Probably never Mom.
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ANNIE
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You are grounded.
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JIM
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Get out!
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ANNIE
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No!
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ANNIE
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I am taking your computer.
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JIM
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(crying)
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No!
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ANNIE
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You are not getting out of this room for a week.
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JIM
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Oh really?
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ANNIE
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Really.
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EXT. OUTSIDE HOUSE - DAY
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JIM
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I am out of the house disobeying my mom (laughs).
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STEVE
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Hey Jim how's it going?
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JIM
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Not well, my Mom grounded me.
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STEVE
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Oh what did you do?
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JIM
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She wanted me to clean my room but I didn't.
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STEVE
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Yeah she's kind of extreme when she asks you to do something and you don't do it.
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JIM
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I agree.
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JIM
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(walks to the Gym)
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INT. GYM - DAY
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JIM
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Well, I need to get more fit.
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SKY
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Who's that guy?
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JIM
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My name is Jim.
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SKY
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My name is Sky, my number is: (813) 555-9586.
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JIM
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Cool mine is: (813) 555-1992.
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SKY
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Hey the last four digits are the year I was born.
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JIM
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What gym equipment are you going to use today?
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SKY
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Treadmill.
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JIM
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Cool me too.
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INT. HOTEL - DAY
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JIM
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I needed to get away from my Mom.
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SKY
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Me too.
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SKY
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Are you an athiest too?
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JIM
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Yep, isn't that cool.
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SKY
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Yep.
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SKY
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Lets go to the pool.
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JIM
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I wonder if there are camera's spying on us in the bathroom?
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SKY
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There probably is, those sickos.
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JIM
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I agree that is sick.
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JIM
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So lets go to the pool.
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SKY
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Ok.
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JIM
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(leaves the room off screen, and returns a moment later)
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Wait, the pool is out of service.
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SKY
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No way.
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SKY
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(leaves the room off screen, and returns a moment later)
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You are right, and that is stupid.
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INT. CHURCH - NIGHT
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PASTER
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I am getting ready for my sermon tommorow.
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GOD
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Don't I need you to do something else.
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PASTER
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What is that?
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GOD
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Bill is creating baby robots that will rule the world and they will attack at nineteen hundered hours tommorow.
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PASTER
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Oh no thats horrible, what can I do?
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GOD
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Pray so I will do something about it.
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PASTER
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LORD please don't let Bill's baby robots destroy the world In Jesus's name amen.
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GOD
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I will do it, however I will loop tommorow because I have chosen 2 athiests to save the world because why not.
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PASTER
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That sounds like a dumb idea?
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GOD
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I want to show people that you don't have to be the greatest and the strongest to make an inpact (you just need to be chosen by God).
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PASTER
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You are right, not My will, but Yours be done.
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PASTER
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One more thing, whos going in that loop.
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GOD
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The two atheists named Jim and Sky, Me, You, Steve, The Cop that pulls you over for a ticket because you sometimes speed.
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PASTER
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What, you said Me, Steve and the cop, why are we involved?
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GOD
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Well they need someone to preach the gospel and the cop will arrest them for stealing (they love stealing things, not all athiests do that just so we are clear) anyone who is not in the loop will forget, oh yeah Steve is the storage priest (he will sell the athiests a divine flash drive for $42 dollars)
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PASTER
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What makes the flash drive divine?
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The data presists between loops even if destroyed (the files are stored in my cloud).
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PASTER
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You mean you have a server in heaven?
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GOD
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Who said a cloud can't have an IP address.
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PASTER
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I thought clouds were just something that had to do with rain?
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I make the rules not you, so if I want a cloud to have an IP address, I will make the cloud a server and assign it an IP address.
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PASTER
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Ok when is the timeloop range
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GOD
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Tommorow from zero six hundered hours to twenty hundred hours (because that is when everything gets destroyed).
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Hi its a nice day
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Yeah I agree
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NEWSHOST
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We are sorry to inform you but Bill Wolfinheimer wants to create baby robots to destroy the world!
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Oh no, thats bad.
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STEVE
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Jim and Sky, you need to leave before zero six hundered hours, Bill Wolfinheimer is hunting you guys down.
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What?
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SKY
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We are going to die.
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STEVE
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If you come with me you wont.
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Whatever you say Steve.
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I trust you Steve.
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JIM
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What do we do now?
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What do we do now?
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STEVE
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First Before I explain what is going on, please stay here until at least zero six hundered hours.
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Why zero six hundred hours?
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STEVE
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You won't believe me, but stay anyways, at twenty hundred hours the world will be destroyed and You two, I and two other people will be sent back to our respective places where we were at zero six hundred hours (and yes even if you try dying you will be looped back, to the other people in the loop you will be dead until the loop resets)
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Who's resetting it?
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God.
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Theres no God.
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Yeah there is no God.
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Well lets just hang out until zero six hundred hours in here, we got Mario Kart.
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Why is there no sound?
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Cause some dufas busted a RCA cable off in the audio jack of the TV.
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No RF?
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All my RF Modulators are broken and I don't have a VCR.
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Fine.
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At least we are having fun?
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What time is it?
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Its six.
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Ok its six, can we leave yet?
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Yes.
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EXT. WALKING TO SKYS HOUSE - DAY
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Its a nice day today.
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JIM
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Yep you know what, do you have a camera?
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Yes I do have a camera, it is in my bedroom.
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Cool I Just wanted to vlog with my new friend and I can't use my camera because my mom took it away when she took away my computer yesterday for not cleaning my room.
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