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image: screenplain:latest
stage: build
only:
- main
- master
artifacts:
paths:
- ScreenPlay/
script:
screenplain holyloop.fountain ScreenPlay/holyloop.pdf
- mkdir ScreenPlay && screenplain holyloop.fountain ScreenPlay/holyloop.pdf

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Jim: Mike Nolan
Sky: (for the net to find out, not sure)
Annie: Nara Olson
Newshost: (Not sure)
Pastor: Ryan Quigley
Steve: (Not sure)
God: (Nate probably)
Bill Wolfenheimer: (Not sure)
The Cop: (Not sure)
Mindy: (Not sure)
Rand: (Not sure)

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Any cast/character ideas?
Help me improve this in a Godly way while still being a time loop style film (and also still have Bill Wolfenheimer)
How should I improve this site: https://billwolfenheimer.com/
We are working on the screenplay
Can I record our brainstorm?

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INT. CHURCH - NIGHT
PASTER
PASTOR
I am getting ready for my sermon tommorow.
GOD
Don't I need you to do something else.
PASTER
PASTOR
What is that?
GOD
Bill is creating baby robots that will rule the world and they will attack at nineteen hundered hours tommorow.
PASTER
PASTOR
Oh no thats horrible, what can I do?
GOD
Pray so I will do something about it.
PASTER
PASTOR
LORD please don't let Bill's baby robots destroy the world In Jesus's name amen.
GOD
I will do it, however I will loop tommorow because I have chosen 2 athiests to save the world because why not.
PASTER
PASTOR
That sounds like a dumb idea?
GOD
I want to show people that you don't have to be the greatest and the strongest to make an inpact (you just need to be chosen by God).
PASTER
PASTOR
You are right, not My will, but Yours be done.
PASTER
PASTOR
One more thing, whos going in that loop.
GOD
The two atheists named Jim and Sky, Me, You, Steve, The Cop that pulls you over for a ticket because you sometimes speed.
PASTER
PASTOR
What, you said Me, Steve and the cop, why are we involved?
GOD
Well they need someone to preach the gospel and the cop will arrest them for stealing (they love stealing things, not all athiests do that just so we are clear) anyone who is not in the loop will forget, oh yeah Steve is the storage priest (he will sell the athiests a divine flash drive for $42 dollars)
PASTER
PASTOR
What makes the flash drive divine?
GOD
The data presists between loops even if destroyed (the files are stored in my cloud).
PASTER
PASTOR
You mean you have a server in heaven?
GOD
Who said a cloud can't have an IP address.
PASTER
PASTOR
I thought clouds were just something that had to do with rain?
GOD
I make the rules not you, so if I want a cloud to have an IP address, I will make the cloud a server and assign it an IP address.
PASTER
PASTOR
Ok when is the timeloop range
GOD
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What do we do now?
STEVE
First Before I explain what is going on, please stay here until at least zero six hundered hours.
SKY
Why zero six hundred hours?
STEVE
You won't believe me, but stay anyways, at twenty hundred hours the world will be destroyed and You two, I and two other people will be sent back to our respective places where we were at zero six hundred hours (and yes even if you try dying you will be looped back, to the other people in the loop you will be dead until the loop resets)
JIM
Who's resetting it?
STEVE
God.
JIM
Theres no God.
SKY
Yeah there is no God.
STEVE
Well lets just hang out until zero six hundred hours in here, we got Mario Kart.
Lets just hang out until zero six hundred hours in here, we got Mario Kart.
STEVE
(loads mario kart into the wii and hands out controllers)
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STEVE
Yes.
EXT. WALKING TO SKYS HOUSE - DAY
SKY
Its a nice day today.
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Cool I Just wanted to vlog with my new friend and I can't use my camera because my mom took it away when she took away my computer yesterday for not cleaning my room.
SKY
Oh that's messed up.
RAND
Hi Sky are you going to visit me latter today for that cookout.
INT. SKYS ROOM - DAY
INT. SKYS ROOM - DAY
SKY
Well we're here at my house.
JIM
Cool you have a GoPro Hero 3.
SKY
Yep and other than my phone that's my only camera.
JIM
Woah you have a laptop with Linux on it, Sky I really like you (you are against the spying of Windows).
SKY
I really like you too Jim and yes that is really messed up of Microsoft.
JIM
I still use dotnet on linux.
Sky turns on the TV
SKY (On The TV)
We are Centile Corporation and we do data recovery and fix your ovaries call us today at +1 800 555 3650 (Not responsable for ovarian cancer)
Jim turns off the TV
JIM
Wait you had a Centile Corporation commercial (that's one of Bill Wolfenheimers companies)?
SKY
Yes I had a commercial with Centile Corporation and No I didn't know Bill Wolfenheimer had his hand in it.
Jim turns on GoPro.
SKY
OK the camera is on so what do you want to record?
JIM
A Joke?
Jim starts recording.
SKY
What does IDK mean?
JIM
I Don't Know.
SKY
Ok I will some one else then.
Jim laughs.
EXT. STORE - DAY
SKY
Well we are having fun aren't we?
JIM
Yes we are.
SKY
Look out!
Someone knocks Jim and Sky out.
INT. STEVES GARAGE - DAWN
SKY
Wait why are we here?
STEVE
You can go.
EXT. WALKING TO SKYS HOUSE - DAY
SKY
Wow that was weird Jim.
RAND
Hi Sky are you going to visit me latter today for that cookout?
SKY
You said that yesterday.
RAND
No I didn't.
JIM
I remember him saying that yesterday.
INT. SKYS ROOM - DAY
SKY
Whats on TV Today?
JIM
Probably something different.
Jim turns on TV
SKY (On The TV)
We are Centile Corporation and we do data recovery and fix your ovaries call us today at +1 800 555 3650 (Not responsable for ovarian cancer)
Sky turns off TV
SKY
Now that's weird, the same commercial.
INT. STEVES GARAGE - DAY
SKY
What's happening, first off Rand asked me for whether I will go to his cookout, He said that yesterday and now he said it today even though he said that he never asked it yesterday and second the same commercial came on both yesterday and today at the same time?
STEVE
Now that sounds like a time loop.
SKY
What?
STEVE
Like groundhog day and yes I know why it is happening.
SKY
Can you tell me why?
STEVE
Yes, the world will end due to the evil tech guy Bill Wolfenheimer causing destruction with baby robots and God is looping Me, You, Jim, and The Pastor.
SKY
Okay thats weird.
JIM
Anything else?
STEVE
Do either of you have $42 dollars? I will sell you a special flash drive that will allow you to store files across loops.
SKY
No!
JIM ^
No!
EXT. WALKING TO STORE - DAY
SKY
We must not let that person at the store not knock us out again.
JIM
Yeah I agree.
SKY
You know what, hince we don't have $42 dollars lets steal some from the cash register.
JIM
Lets go!
INT. STORE - DAY
SKY
Everybody put your hands up!
JIM ^
Everybody put your hands up!
Sky steals $42 out of the cash register.
The people in the store cry and comply except for Rand
RAND
I am going to call 911
SKY
No I'm sorry pleasen don't let me go to jail!
JIM ^
No I'm sorry please don't let me go to jail!
Rand dials 911
The Cop enters the building
COP
You are under arrest Sky and Jim, put your hands up!
Sky and Jim both comply.
The cop arrests them both and puts them in the car.
INT. In Cop Car - DAY
COP
Why did you have to do that?
SKY
I thought we could get away with that, it was only $42 dollars.
COP
Taking $42 dollars or even just a cent is still stealing.
COP
I will be taking you for three days
SKY
Haha we are in a loop.
COP
Not so fast, I got the bigger laugh I am in the loop as well.
JIM
He got you good.
COP
You are arrested as well for agreeing with her.
JIM
No I wasn't agreeing.
COP
Yes you were, God told me.
JIM
There is no God.
SKY ^
There is no God.
COP
Athiests, ugh.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Cop screens them for drugs or other contraband like a phone or something like that.
COP
I am scaning you for contraband such as meth, pinephones or Nintendo Wii's (yes some bloke snuck one of those in here).
JIM
Really.
COP
Yep.
SKY
I guess he liked to go bowling.
COP
Yes he was really good at it.
SKY
So where am I going to go.
COP
In the same cell as Jim because we don't have any other location or cell.
SKY
Oh man, we are opposite sex.
COP
Too bad, you both need detention.
COP
Well I can give you radios for you to listen to, but they only play christian music.
JIM
Fine.
SKY ^
Fine.

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name: Gitea actions
run-name: ${{ gitub.actor }}
on: [push]
jobs:
Build:
runs-on: screenplain-latest
steps:
- mkdir ScreenPlay
- screenplain holyloop.fountain ScreenPlay/holyloop.pdf
uses: actions/upload-artifact@v2
with:
name: assets for screenplay
path: ScreenPlay