Fixed bill joke

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Michael Nolan 2022-12-16 01:34:56 +00:00
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<th>Device Model</th> <th>Device Model</th>
<th>Download Date (If I know It)</th> <th>Download Date (If I know It)</th>
</tr> </tr>
<tr>
<td>Freak, Come Together, Help Me, 4 Ever 4 Me, Eat Me, Holy Fvck, Happy Ending, Heaven, City of Angles, Bones, Wasted, Dead Friends and Feed (Currently downloading Feed as of Aug 19, 2022 12:33 AM)</td>
<td><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RVL-001" class="unsuspecting_link">RVL-001</a></a></td>
<td>Aug 19, 2022</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>29</td>
<td><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOL-001" class="unsuspecting_link">DOL-001</a></td>
<td>Aug 18, 2022</td>
</tr>
<tr> <tr>
<td>Substance</td> <td>Substance</td>
<td><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOL-001" class="unsuspecting_link">DOL-001</a></td> <td><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOL-001" class="unsuspecting_link">DOL-001</a></td>

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</head> </head>
<body> <body>
<h1>LolSiteGQ</h1> <h1>LolSiteGQ</h1>
<p>This is my site when farting around</p> <p>This is my site when farting around</p>
<a href="dled.html" class="weird_color"> <a href="./torrents/">Torrents</a>
I DOWNLOADED SOME SHIT <a href="dled.html">
I DOWNLOADED SOME STUFF
</a> </a>
</body> </body>
</html> </html>

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<h4>Funny Joke</h4> <h4>Funny Joke</h4>
<h6>Yes I know Bill Gates is bad but I did this joke anyway</h6> <h6>Yes I know Bill Gates is bad but I did this joke anyway</h6>
<p>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds">Linus Torvalds</a> says: hey <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates">Bill</a> can you
open up the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gates">Gates</a>
its a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drought">drought</a> over here
</p>
<div> <div>
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</code> </code>
</p> </p>
</div> </div>
<p>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds">Linus Torvalds</a> says: hey <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates">Bill</a> can you
open up the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gates">Gates</a>
its a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drought">drought</a> over here
</p>
<a href="http://tesses4you.ml/"><h5>My Other Website</h5></a> <a href="http://tesses4you.ml/"><h5>My Other Website</h5></a>
<p> <p>
Fun fact: the device where I downloaded <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vImvzQCb0o8">vImvzQCb0o8</a> has the Mac Address of: <a href="https://dnschecker.org/mac-lookup.php?query=00%3A21%3A47">00:21:47</a>:07:54:b6 Fun fact: the device where I downloaded <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vImvzQCb0o8">vImvzQCb0o8</a> has the Mac Address of: <a href="https://dnschecker.org/mac-lookup.php?query=00%3A21%3A47">00:21:47</a>:07:54:b6

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tesses.net/apps/index.php Executable file → Normal file
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<ul> <ul>
<li><a href="/apps/tytd/">TYTD</a> Use this to download YouTube videos</li> <li><a href="/apps/tytd/">TYTD</a> Use this to download YouTube videos</li>
<li><a href="/apps/timelapsenow/">Timelapse Now</a> Record in steps</li> <li><a href="/apps/timelapsenow/">Timelapse Now</a> Record in steps</li>
<h2>Bookmarklets:</h2>
<li><a href="javascript: (()=>{const imgs=document.getElementsByTagName('img');var j='';for(var i = 0;i<imgs.length;i++){j += imgs[i].src + '\n';}const a = document.createElement('a');a.download=`images-${window.location.hostname}.txt`;a.href=`data:text/plain;base64,${btoa(j)}`;a.click();})();">Download All Images</a></li>
<p>If you like my programs, would you consider <a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tesses50">buying</a> me a coffee</p> <p>If you like my programs, would you consider <a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tesses50">buying</a> me a coffee</p>
</ul> </ul>

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border: 1px solid; border: 1px solid;
} }
a { a {
color: green; color: lime;
} }
a:visited { a:visited {
color: lightseagreen; color: lightseagreen;
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} }
a:hover { a:hover {
color: orange; color: orange;
} }

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<br> <br>
<br> <br>
And yes if you were wondering, I do this for fun. And yes if you were wondering, I do this for fun.
<h1>Wanna go somewhere else</h1>
<input type="text" id="textField">
<button onclick="goto()">Go Elsewhere</button>
<script>
const text = document.getElementById('textField');
function goto()
{
window.location.href=text.value;
}
</script>
</p> </p>
<?php include("footer.php") ?> <?php include("footer.php") ?>