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FIX PASTER TO PASTOR

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@ -158,70 +158,70 @@ You are right, and that is stupid.
INT. CHURCH - NIGHT INT. CHURCH - NIGHT
PASTER PASTOR
I am getting ready for my sermon tommorow. I am getting ready for my sermon tommorow.
GOD GOD
Don't I need you to do something else. Don't I need you to do something else.
PASTER PASTOR
What is that? What is that?
GOD GOD
Bill is creating baby robots that will rule the world and they will attack at nineteen hundered hours tommorow. Bill is creating baby robots that will rule the world and they will attack at nineteen hundered hours tommorow.
PASTER PASTOR
Oh no thats horrible, what can I do? Oh no thats horrible, what can I do?
GOD GOD
Pray so I will do something about it. Pray so I will do something about it.
PASTER PASTOR
LORD please don't let Bill's baby robots destroy the world In Jesus's name amen. LORD please don't let Bill's baby robots destroy the world In Jesus's name amen.
GOD GOD
I will do it, however I will loop tommorow because I have chosen 2 athiests to save the world because why not. I will do it, however I will loop tommorow because I have chosen 2 athiests to save the world because why not.
PASTER PASTOR
That sounds like a dumb idea? That sounds like a dumb idea?
GOD GOD
I want to show people that you don't have to be the greatest and the strongest to make an inpact (you just need to be chosen by God). I want to show people that you don't have to be the greatest and the strongest to make an inpact (you just need to be chosen by God).
PASTER PASTOR
You are right, not My will, but Yours be done. You are right, not My will, but Yours be done.
PASTER PASTOR
One more thing, whos going in that loop. One more thing, whos going in that loop.
GOD GOD
The two atheists named Jim and Sky, Me, You, Steve, The Cop that pulls you over for a ticket because you sometimes speed. The two atheists named Jim and Sky, Me, You, Steve, The Cop that pulls you over for a ticket because you sometimes speed.
PASTER PASTOR
What, you said Me, Steve and the cop, why are we involved? What, you said Me, Steve and the cop, why are we involved?
GOD GOD
Well they need someone to preach the gospel and the cop will arrest them for stealing (they love stealing things, not all athiests do that just so we are clear) anyone who is not in the loop will forget, oh yeah Steve is the storage priest (he will sell the athiests a divine flash drive for $42 dollars) Well they need someone to preach the gospel and the cop will arrest them for stealing (they love stealing things, not all athiests do that just so we are clear) anyone who is not in the loop will forget, oh yeah Steve is the storage priest (he will sell the athiests a divine flash drive for $42 dollars)
PASTER PASTOR
What makes the flash drive divine? What makes the flash drive divine?
GOD GOD
The data presists between loops even if destroyed (the files are stored in my cloud). The data presists between loops even if destroyed (the files are stored in my cloud).
PASTER PASTOR
You mean you have a server in heaven? You mean you have a server in heaven?
GOD GOD
Who said a cloud can't have an IP address. Who said a cloud can't have an IP address.
PASTER PASTOR
I thought clouds were just something that had to do with rain? I thought clouds were just something that had to do with rain?
GOD GOD
I make the rules not you, so if I want a cloud to have an IP address, I will make the cloud a server and assign it an IP address. I make the rules not you, so if I want a cloud to have an IP address, I will make the cloud a server and assign it an IP address.
PASTER PASTOR
Ok when is the timeloop range Ok when is the timeloop range
GOD GOD