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FIX PASTER TO PASTOR

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Mike Nolan 2023-11-05 13:18:33 -06:00
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@ -158,70 +158,70 @@ You are right, and that is stupid.
INT. CHURCH - NIGHT
PASTER
PASTOR
I am getting ready for my sermon tommorow.
GOD
Don't I need you to do something else.
PASTER
PASTOR
What is that?
GOD
Bill is creating baby robots that will rule the world and they will attack at nineteen hundered hours tommorow.
PASTER
PASTOR
Oh no thats horrible, what can I do?
GOD
Pray so I will do something about it.
PASTER
PASTOR
LORD please don't let Bill's baby robots destroy the world In Jesus's name amen.
GOD
I will do it, however I will loop tommorow because I have chosen 2 athiests to save the world because why not.
PASTER
PASTOR
That sounds like a dumb idea?
GOD
I want to show people that you don't have to be the greatest and the strongest to make an inpact (you just need to be chosen by God).
PASTER
PASTOR
You are right, not My will, but Yours be done.
PASTER
PASTOR
One more thing, whos going in that loop.
GOD
The two atheists named Jim and Sky, Me, You, Steve, The Cop that pulls you over for a ticket because you sometimes speed.
PASTER
PASTOR
What, you said Me, Steve and the cop, why are we involved?
GOD
Well they need someone to preach the gospel and the cop will arrest them for stealing (they love stealing things, not all athiests do that just so we are clear) anyone who is not in the loop will forget, oh yeah Steve is the storage priest (he will sell the athiests a divine flash drive for $42 dollars)
PASTER
PASTOR
What makes the flash drive divine?
GOD
The data presists between loops even if destroyed (the files are stored in my cloud).
PASTER
PASTOR
You mean you have a server in heaven?
GOD
Who said a cloud can't have an IP address.
PASTER
PASTOR
I thought clouds were just something that had to do with rain?
GOD
I make the rules not you, so if I want a cloud to have an IP address, I will make the cloud a server and assign it an IP address.
PASTER
PASTOR
Ok when is the timeloop range
GOD